PHIL GRAMM’S BANKING BILL AND WRONGWORST BUSH’S TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY ARE THE REASON WE ARE IN THE WORST RECESSION OF ALL TIME. AND ANOTHER TUTORIAL I WROTE ABOUT A YEAR AGO: Conservatism 101 Conservatism today is principally oligarchigal, anti-progressive, obstructionism prostituted by small-minded, amoral political lackeys with overinflated egos who are enabled by an even smaller-minded authoritarian, pious electorate. Conservatives believe Ronald Reagan is God’s first cousin and they’re not going to let any of us forget it. Conservatives already know we are headed into a recession, probably beginning 1-20-09. Conservatives believe that if global warming even exists it is easily remedied by exploding a few dozen nucs in Iran, producing a mild, counteractive nuclear winter. Conservatives believe the homo sapien zygote is the highest form of life on the planet. Conservatives believe deficit spending’s ultimate achievement will be economic bliss. Conservatives believe the most effective anti-gay agenda is counciling them in restroom stalls. If Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter have a love child Satan will be able to retire.