To the Editor of the Bellingham Herald:
Thank you for the up to the minute traffic reports regarding students walking in the streets. Your mislabeled caption made me think the coverage was of a political nature. Upon reading I was delighted to find out where I shouldn’t drive during lunch. Come to think of it, if you meant it to be political then perhaps you could ask the students what specifically they were protesting against. And more importantly ask what they offer as an alternative to whatever it is they are protesting. That would be political coverage.
I by the way, am passionately against potholes but have no idea how to prevent nor repair them. I will not be marching in protest of potholes.
I don’t like spilling ice cream in my lap either. Honey! Where do we keep our protest signs? Are they in the garage?