Pearly Gates of Islam

Forwarding funnies in someways is worse than regifting. Because it’s not just one gift it exponentially explodes into millions of funnies filling everyones recycle bin. But I guess it is recycling and not trash, so here is one I received recently.

When Saddam Hussein died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.

He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed!” James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!” Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Hussein with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.” The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe, and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Hussein lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Hussein wept and said, “but, but, THIS is not what you promised me.”

The Angel replied, “Ooooh?? I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”

Sure it’s not PC, but I figured with all the names that I’ve been called this week, one funny won’t make it any worse.


One Response to “Pearly Gates of Islam”

  1. Gary Fox says:

    LOL !